Who We Are

You're Mad At Your Dad, Not At Me is made up of 5 of the coolest women you'll ever meet.  At least we think so. 

Laura Petro:

The funniest human that’s ever lived.

After graduating from Boston University, Laura moved to the city that dreams are, allegedly, made of.   She found out quickly that working for “the man” is terrible, and now devotes most of her workdays to making fun of ridiculous celebutants, reality-show crackheads, and Twi-hards.  She’s single and ready to mingle.  She also loves free drinks.  We’re taking applications for dudes that like to buy free drinks for girls with nice racks.  She hates Rachel Ray because she is annoying and has T-rex arms. 

Peggy Smith

Terrible at writing bios. 

Can't wear halter tops or bikini tops that tie behind the neck as they accentuate her “man shoulders”.  Has nice nails.  Likes: fried food and garlic.  Dislikes:  French braids and bums.  Has amazing hair in the morning that can only be described as some sort of nest. Thinks she knows how to speak Spanish because she knows these words: arroz, pollo, guacamole

Lisa Bensley

The really hot chick that invented this blog.  (and is extremely modest).

She works in fashion by day, and writes at night.  Check out her Fashion and Beauty Blog: Beauty By Benz. Loves attending events in order to make fun of people in her industry and celebs.  On occasion, she will actually do a good thing by befriending a dweeb or giving a bathroom attendant a spontaneous makeover.  Repressed memories from being a geek in high school?  Maybe.  We haven’t decided whether she’s a bully or a sweetheart.  Likes cursing at people in her sleep.  Thinks that she does a great impersonation of a Brit, although it’s actually terrible and slightly offensive. 

Dynelle Skinner

Gift Bag Junkie.

Working in beauty has its perks, but so does having a blog apparently.  Creator of another blog which will remain nameless, this New Yorker gets invited to the most amazing parties.  And some parties that leave much to be desired.  She knows what the celebs and fashionistas really look like in person (emaciated mostly), because she’s stood beside them at these events.  Enjoys free champagne and appetizers.  It’s a recession, you have to eat somehow. 

Danielle Hadnott

Aka “Bonita”.  Professional awesome person.

A former retail planning geek in fashion, she put that aside to pursue a career in photography and awesomeness.  She attends fashion shows, celeb events, and photoshoots in order to pay the rent and keep us entertained with her stories. She is the inspiration for the saying “Don’t ask if you don’t want to know the TRUTH.”  Enter her creative world via her photography website www.Bonitasworld.net and keep posted on her latest rants via this blog.